Wai, wai, wai, wait a second. What did you just say?
I said, the skin grafts to repopulate your head with hair failed miserably.
It's called a hair transplant Ben and I didn't even have one anyway.
What then?
I'm talking about what you just said.
That I wish you were dead?
Nope, after that.
Oh, you mean what I said about your daughter. She's hot is what I said.
Ben, I know she's nineteen but if you even think of touching her...
Too late.
You better be kidding around!
You remember at the Christmas party last year?
Yeah?
Well I stuck my finger up your daughter's ass.
You did what?
And when I took it out you know what I saw?
I don't wanna know.
A shit stain.
Oh God, not this again.
I guess being a shit stain runs in the family eh?
Ben stop!
Daddy shit stain and daughter shit stain. But Mommy shit stain didn't hang around did she Tony? Why's that I wonder...?
Because you had illicit affair with her and she left me for you.
And you know why that happened?
I don't wanna talk about this...
Because you're a bald shit stain Tony. In fact, you're a doggy poo-poo shit stain. You stink like a child's diaper. You look worse than a sea gull's wet shit splattered across a hot sidewalk in July.
Why are you saying these things to me? I thought you were my friend.
I am. I guess I just enjoy verbally abusing you. Shit stain.