"After 27 years of marriage I thought it would be fun to spice things up in the bedroom with a little role-playing. I spent a whole Sunday afternoon dreaming up all different types of sexy situations to thrill the wife with. I thought I'd play 'Leonardo'; a sexy, intrepid, Brazilian adventurer. A man poisoned with a powerful aphrodisiac by savage Amazonian natives, following a daring plot to steal a valuable gold artifact. I put together a costume and dressed up the bedroom to look like a mysterious cave...
...unfortunately, the wife wasn't too keen on fulfilling her duties of drinking half a bottle of wood bleach and having her arsehole stuffed with sand and tomato juice. Ungrateful cow."
(100th post!)
God is that really the 100th post? That's amazing!
ReplyDeleteYou know I've always wanted to try that tomato juice thing myself. Helps with the little bit of poo-finger. :-)