Hey Leroy, you okay over there? You ain't doing anything over there you shouldn't be are ya?  N ah man. You thinkin...

Hello Sir, my name is Adolf Abdul Aziz. My husband, I mean my Mama name me after famous political leader of 1930's and 80's pop s...

Oi! You fucking scum cunt! You pile of bollocks! Oi! This risotto is too fucking salty! Fuck all the other ingredients, all I can taste...

Hmm... I wonder if Jeremy Corbyn is circumcised or not?

Yeah, hi, I'm Herb Langham, short for Herbert I guess, my mother never did explain. Yeah, I've been a taxi driver in New York Cit...

Darling, we've been married for what now? 27 years? 28 years this February. Yes, yes and we've been happy haven't we? O...

Ow do! Name's Michael Owens and I lived all m'life 'ere in Yorkshire. I always bin jus' a regular bloke I tell thee, noth...

Wai, wai, wai, wait a second. What did you just say? I said, the skin grafts to repopulate your head with hair failed miserably. ...

Look dear! Up there in that building over there. My word, it looks like my Dad's old pipe he used to smoke. He also used to do an obs...

Hola, mi amigo! I am Savio Duranté, gardener to the Hollywood stars. They call me The Latin Lawnmower Of Love. I like American Gigolo. Th...

And now please raise a glass for Mr and Mrs Peter Wallis. I'm so happy to be your wife. It's been a wonderful day. More than I ...

Hello, hello, nice day yes? Clouds and rain, yes? How children, you have some no? Ah, no Doctor... My boyfriend and I were trying for o...

King Kolo! We have returned from our long and posthumous journey! Do NOT shout at me you motley fool! I, King Kolo have ruled Vernee...

Hey Geoff, how's things? How is the wife? Deborah ain't so good. I got her pregnant a few months back. She was throwing up in the m...

Hey!  The BBC are coming over later this afternoon to film a documentary  about our shitty tribal customs. So throw a fucking goat on the fi...