Thursday, 21 August 2008

The Blessed Helpline Is A 'One-Stop Shop'.



Hello, you've reached the Blessed Helpline. Brian Blessed speaking, how can I help?



...oh, I see. Allow me to quickly review the events schedule to confirm.



...ah yes, I have an opening that day. I'll be able to drop by your home for one hour at noon to impregnate your mother with my voracious seed.

Thanks for calling.
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2 comments:

  1. Kerja_Relon21 August 2008 at 15:19

    Cor, can you imagine being Mrs. Blessed? Having that big cuddly bear climbing on top of you. Heaving up and down and up and.. Well you get the picture. It's a powerful image.

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  2. John21 August 2008 at 15:42

    My God, I can only imagine that in great, great, great explict detail.

    Phwoar.

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