WAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH! Holy shit! I need to get the fuck home and show my wife that I'm a Grand Wizard not the 'shitty magician' she says I am. After many years of practice and toil I've managed to perfect the conjuring of thunder and lightning! I am the most powerful man on Earth, I'll solve the world's energy crisis and earn billions of ... oh, fuck! I've lost it. Damn.
That dude looks like God al-fucking-mighty with that thunder and shit.
ReplyDeleteOf course that didn't look like wizardry to me. It looked more like unchristian magic and devilry.
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