Yes, I was once like you. One of the little people. A mere mortal. Ordinary. But in a freak accident involving a mobile phone I became... VODAFONE-MAN!!! Able to call anywhere in the world and at any time. And best of all, never lose my signal! Prepare villains for a new brand of phone is coming to kick your ass AND give you 500 free texts per months, plus 100 free minutes!!!
Monday, 9 February 2009
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Yes, I was once like you. One of the little people. A mere mortal. Ordinary. But in a freak accident involving a mobile phone I became... VODAFONE-MAN!!! Able to call anywhere in the world and at any time. And best of all, never lose my signal! Prepare villains for a new brand of phone is coming to kick your ass AND give you 500 free texts per months, plus 100 free minutes!!!
I'd push his buttons.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd proper, like, fist him. In his shitter.
yeeeeeah.