Hey Mark, this package came through the mail for you.
Oh great, thank you. I wonder what it is ... oh wait, there's a note attached. It reads "Congratulations on winning this 24" 'Grand Evacuator' Vibrator" ... oh, oh my ... uh ... oh well, you can never complain whenever you win something. I should probably put it through a cycle in the dishwasher before getting to work with it.
That is the sort of thing David would say if he got one of them through the mail. He accepts EVERYTHING. I think my Mum has broken him. He's definitely lost the will to live that's for sure.
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