Grandfather's Spread.

This feast looks great, Grandfather!

Oh, I'm glad you're happy with it! You know, I made that bread, cut that salad and squeezed the lemons for that lemonade with my bare hands. Just think about that for a second ... my hideously scarred, fingernail-less, wrinkly old man hands twisting, wringing and clenching your food. Tuck in.