Pete, make sure you punctuate this offer of 'four pounds of sour root for the price of two' with ... THREE ... exclamation marks. Yeah, you heard me - THREE exclamation marks! Motherfuckers won't know what the fuck to do when they see a bad-ass tri-force of exclamation marks all up on this sign.
I always use three exclaimation marks. They say anymore than three and it's a sign that you're insane!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you like the fourth exclaimation point put in there? Good eh?
ReplyDeleteGASP!
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