Ha-de-ha-ha! Take that you Confederate bastards! I'm bringing the American civil war right into the 21st century with a bang bitch!.. Hey, did I just say Take That? Oh shit, no, no. I don't wanna mention that rugged Manchester foursome at a time like this... Or do I?
"Hey Bill, are you coming to the football game on thursday?"
ReplyDelete"Oh, absolutely. I'm bringing the 'Patriot Cannon' with me ... y'know, to help support the team."