Ooh, be careful! An apple tree will grow inside of you if you swallow any of the seeds.
Really?
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. Any seeds consumed would be passed through your digestive system, where any nutrients would be extracted and resulting waste passed through your poop-poop. Hey, d'ya wanna know how I obtained this old, rusty knife I'm using...?
I wish all parents were so factual.
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