Aw, hell! You've scribbled spurting dicks, curly mustaches and filthy words on the pages of my magazine. First you put a massive dent in the door of my car, then you call my mother a 'bitch' at her birthday party and now this. What's more is...
Whoa, I'm just gonna interrupt you there for a second while I go ahead and turn the volume up on the tv ... there it is, that's better! You can continue your ranting if you wish.
When I read the bit about calling her mother a bitch a did a laugh and some spittle came out and went onto the laptop. :) Needless to say, great post.
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