Thursday, 5 June 2008

Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Look into mein eyes!!!
Ja, tis true, I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could be saying she vaz da sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby und vent und masturbated viz a sexy porno magazine. I guess you could say I see tings more clearly now because I SEE YOU!!! My eye, zay are like pies, und yours are lies! Mein eyes see into zee future und all I see ist ghosts und monsters like you have been having viz dis Dragon Vars movie. Ja, zee future is nothing but Gary Busey und Star Trek.
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2 comments:

  1. John6 June 2008 at 17:09

    Frankly, if the future is Gary Busey, then I can't wait to be old.

    You know why?

    Because I'm With Busey.

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  2. John6 June 2008 at 17:14

    You wonder how people find out they can do stuff like having your eyes bulge out like that.

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