Just to remind you all, please remember to keep still and wear the protective goggles for your own safety. Now arrange yourselves into a standing pyramid shape while I go and grab my skateboard. I'll need to launch myself pretty fucking quickly to ensure I'll get enough height needed to do my patented 540-degree Benihana over your heads. If any of you feel like setting yourselves on fire to make this trick even more awesome, you have my blessing.
I think every skaterboy should set him and/or her self on fire. It would be a thing of beauty. Plus youtube would get cancer and die.
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