For your outstanding success on the track, I gladly award you this first place trophy! You shall also receive a congratulatory certificate, a $250 cheque ... and a potato sack full of the freshly severed feet of the competitors who finished below third place.
Well shizzle dizzle, that's the way we kept it at my school when we did track and field or P.E as it was in my day. I did amazingly well at P.E as a child considering I was and am still on the tubby side. ;-)
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