Dr. Smith Keeps A Filofax.

So you and your family are spending this Christmas with Santa in Lapland? Wow - that's going to be amazing! I'd imagine you'll be telling your Grandkids about that some day.

What am I doing for Christmas? Well, I'm working Christmas Eve and Boxing Day. But, uh, yeah, I'm pretty much going to drive out to the countryside on Christmas Day, down a bottle of rum and go from farm to farm pitch-forking as many cows and livestock though the throat as possible.