The Cure.

If you'll just relax for a moment, I'll go ahead and strangle the hell out of you. That ought to take care of your pesky fractured wrist.

Hot Wheelz.

How'd you like the new wheels?

Depends on what its being used to extend - the tiny penis in your underwear, or the tiny penis attached to your forehead.

You ever thought about getting those solar panels installed in your home?

Nah. We get all the electricity we need from wires which connect to our house from someplace...