Humane.

Hey Geoff, how's things? How is the wife?

Deborah ain't so good. I got her pregnant a few months back. She was throwing up in the morning, getting all bloated and having emotional tantrums... so I fired two shots into the back of her head last Saturday, because, y'know, I can't allow an animal to suffer.

Docu-men-tay.

Hey! The BBC are coming over later this afternoon to film a documentary about our shitty tribal customs. So throw a fucking goat on the fire and get your dick out for the cameras...