Black Plumber

Hey Leroy, you okay over there? You ain't doing anything over there you shouldn't be are ya? 

Nah man. You thinkin' I'm stealing shit because I'm black? What, I jus' form a rap group or do a car jacking or somethin' like dat huh? I ain't on no street corner sellin' dope, ya fool. I'm jus' tryin' to fix dis bitch of a sink. 

Just checking... I wonder why this kitchen has two sinks and both are in need of repair? Hmm... Oh well, don't steal anything or rape anyone while I'm not looking Leroy.