Yo! How about I get some quiet up in my class? I'm about to lay down e'ry thang y'all needs to know about Mathematics ... yeah ... there y'all go, I even underlined e'ry thang y'all needs to know. Real talk.
Thursday, 7 May 2009
Professor Parsons : Mathematics.
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
Personal Trainer.
Hey Rob, there's nothing gay about two men helping each other get into shape is there?
Oh, no. Not at all. As you noted, we're just two guys helping each other achieve top physical fitness ... say, do you wanna slowly caress my fantastic abs with your soft, smooth hands in the communal showers when we're done with this pumping?
Decision Committee.
You want me to stop flushing your lunch down the toilet every day and to stop calling your wife those insulting names? Well sure, I'll make a note of that ... but it'll be six to eight years before this note will be reviewed by this company's decision committee consisting only of your's truly. Go and eat your lunch, pussy.
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
Friday, 1 May 2009
Thursday, 30 April 2009
Susan Boyle Takes A Shower
Thursday, 30th April, 2009
Oh Billy Bunter what do we have here. It's Britain's Got Talent star; Susan Boyle.
It seems from this pictogram that Ms. Boyle enjoys to walk or at least has to walk at some periods of the day. Wonderful memories still in the nation's mind of her performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" from the fuck-off musical Les Misérables as she walks down the road using only her feet and legs for support. We at, said local newspaper, approve of Ms. Boyle's decision to walk down the street. It was reported today that Ms. Boyle even took a shower this morning before leaving her home in Blackburn, West Lothian, Scotland where she lives. That's right, Susan Boyle took a shower. Although Ms. Boyle has done the best to spruce up her image and shake off her "mannish" look it is said she still can't stop some of her masculine ways such as using Lynx Instinct shower gel and wearing men's socks with "Mine's a pint" and other phrases on them. It is said that Susan was heard in the shower singing a arousing rendition of "I know him so well" from the musical Chess which brought tears to a passer by who heard it. "It were like magic, so it was." Mr. Kent Butler was quoted as saying. Yes, it looks like Susan Boyle will take more showers before going up against the best that Britain has to offer (namely DJ Talent) as the programme Britain's Got Talent continues to wow and amaze us... Entirely.
Bridge Maintenance Schedule.
10:45am ~ Gloss the south pillar.
11:15am ~ Obtain the information gathered from the weather station at the top of the north end.
11:48am ~ Take a massive piss on the passing cars.
Rental Store.
Hey, this is weird. None of these videos have cover sleeves.
Mother, can we rent this video?
Ah yes, 'White Cover With Blue Casing'. Great choice!
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
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