Friday, 11 December 2009

World Masterbating Championships.



Firstly, I'd like to welcome you to the World Masterbating Championships. It's always good to see fresh, new talent such as yourself competing at the highest level. Sadly, your last round didn't offer all that much. Too much grinding, too few unexpected moves, and no consistency in the facial expressions. I'd have to give you a poor 5.5. Sandra, what did you think?

Well I'm giving you a strong 8.0, buddy! Now why don't you go ahead and masterbate for me some more please...

1 comment:

Kerja_Relon said...

Need to hold onto those abs as you work the shaft. That's a rule of thumb AND finger. :)