Tuba Fish.

Son, there's a reason I brought you out here today.

Yeah?

I'm not getting any younger and so I think it's time I passed onto you a cherished family heirloom. Our family's beautiful 1892 brass Tuba. Your great-grandfather used it to play Mussorgsky's 'La Grande Nouvelle' to Alfonso XIII on New Year's Eve 1900. Yes, this fine instrument carries with it a lot of history... just remember to water it twice a day.