Interview.

Thank you for attending this interview, Miss Gerrard. So, what made you apply for the position of 'Sunday Human Sacrifice' ?

Well, I've always admired the almighty Sun Gods. I feel that by sacrificing myself, my fellow villagers will enjoy a prosperous harvest.

Have you had any previous experience in this field?

I've applied for dozens of other ritual human sacrifices, but sadly, I've yet to be unnecessarily butchered for a pointless purpose. So, no. I was struck by a bus two weeks ago, though. If that counts?