Sand Gods Part III

King Kolo! We have returned from our long and posthumous journey!

Do NOT shout at me you motley fool! I, King Kolo have ruled Verneetua for centuries and I will rule for centuries more before I hear your tongue make shout of my good name. Do you understand Captain Timothia?

Oh course Sire, please forgive my enthusiasms but we have just returned from a magical, but dangerous voyage to the land of Tambourine.

Oh really? Do tell? I wish to know of this land you speak... What was it like?

It  was mainly very drummy and shake... ish.

Hmm... Sounds most bizarre and ungodly.

Well kinda I suppose. There was a lot of Linda McCartney there. As you may remember she played a lot of that instrument back in the day. Young Gilly, our cabin boy was most impressed. 

Well I am not! 

Oh Sire, you are so cute when you are angry.

Really... Well I have something cute for you Captain.... EXECUTE THEM!!! 

This is the Fifth time this year we've been executed.

And there are plenty more executions where those came from, I can tell you!