Thursday 5 June 2008

Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Look into mein eyes!!!
Ja, tis true, I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could be saying she vaz da sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby und vent und masturbated viz a sexy porno magazine. I guess you could say I see tings more clearly now because I SEE YOU!!! My eye, zay are like pies, und yours are lies! Mein eyes see into zee future und all I see ist ghosts und monsters like you have been having viz dis Dragon Vars movie. Ja, zee future is nothing but Gary Busey und Star Trek.

2 comments:

John said...

Frankly, if the future is Gary Busey, then I can't wait to be old.

You know why?

Because I'm With Busey.

John said...

You wonder how people find out they can do stuff like having your eyes bulge out like that.