Friday 27 June 2008

Mrs. William James Mercer. (a.k.a. Mrs. Elsie Mercer)



"William finds it especially baffling that he cannot grow a beard. He's tried for years, but cannot muster so much as a sprout. He doesn't realise that I secretly spend every night chewing any emerging folicles off his face."

2 comments:

Kerja_Relon said...

Elsie you old dog, you. No wonder Willy's as bald as a coot down below too.

John said...

Elsie has taken a ramming over the years off William.

She's dry as a teachest, now.