Sunday 25 November 2018

Kitchen Nightmares


Oi! You fucking scum cunt! You pile of bollocks! Oi! This risotto is too fucking salty! Fuck all the other ingredients, all I can taste is fucking SALT!!! Why would you make it that salty? Why for Christ's sake? Why would you do that? Why?


Because I want to give everyone high blood pressure.

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