The Taxi Driver Interviews

Hello Sir, my name is Adolf Abdul Aziz. My husband, I mean my Mama name me after famous political leader of 1930's and 80's pop sensation Paula. Job of driver of Taxi here in Botswana, it be tricky business...
I get sometimes abuse by the White Devil. He say me black bastard and other man calls Kaffir get job. I am Taxi, I don't getta job! He say get out and cut grass like dem other Kaffirs but dere no grass in Zimbabwe, you have to eat peach while falling from banana tree you not know that! I want to be seen as nice guy so I say I want give him free internet but my hands are tied! All I can offer is a reasonably expensive ride in car and possible butty sex with local girl Jamila for right price. She clean, she only have 2 sex disease now. White devil he laugh and call me fool. Fool like I water buffalo. He call me pimp like Jay-Z. He racist man like George Bush. I have no time for his chammiewaddle. I tell him I have family to feed and Taxi to drive. He harass me fifth time this week. He big game hunter with big gun so I no pursue him and stab him dead in dark of night. This is how we usually solve problem in People's United Republic of Ghana. I bid you blessings of the future and do not touch or eat melons they have A.I.D.S like Jamila.