Hello, you've reached the Blessed Helpline. Brian Blessed speaking, how can I help?
...oh, I see. Allow me to quickly review the events schedule to confirm.
...ah yes, I have an opening that day. I'll be able to drop by your home for one hour at noon to impregnate your mother with my voracious seed.
Thanks for calling.
Thursday, 21 August 2008
The Blessed Helpline Is A 'One-Stop Shop'.
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Cor, can you imagine being Mrs. Blessed? Having that big cuddly bear climbing on top of you. Heaving up and down and up and.. Well you get the picture. It's a powerful image.
My God, I can only imagine that in great, great, great explict detail.
Phwoar.
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