Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Noah's Lawyers Are On Call 24-Hours A Day.



I'm sorry I'm a little late for this meeting, you guys. I've been tied up in an emergency meeting with my lawyer all day. You see, my wife walked into our lounge yesterday with two 'Quorn' Bramley Apple Sausages, in a bun with barbeque sauce, and a mug of tea with three Sweetex. Needless to say, I had to divorce the bitch.

2 comments:

Kerja_Relon said...

Christ, if my Mrs did that I'd divorce her too... Wait a minute. :-0

Kerja_Relon said...

Can you put that watermelon vid on Volume 2 DVD please? :-)