Organised Crime.

Hey! Look! Look what you've done! The pavement is filthy with all of the blood and destruction. Remember to lay a plastic sheet down the next time this shit starts to happen. I have some old dust sheets stacked up in the garage, just be like; 'Jim, riot's about to happen. Can we use your dust sheets?'. I'll be like; 'Sure thing, man'. I'll leave them on the patio when I'm out of town or on vacation or something...