School Of Etiquette.

We're going to apply what we've learned today into a kind of 'role-playing' exercise. My wife will play the role of the female. Mr Mercer, please step forward and demonstrate how you, a gentleman, would attempt to court this lady?

Well, I'd raise my arm and 'thwack' the back of my hand against her forehead...

No! That is incorrect. Try and remember what you've been taught today.

Ok... Well, I suppose I'd stagger toward this inferior creature with my jacket button undone and my trouser...

Hat, Mr. Mercer!

Hat! I'd tip my hat at her! That's the one. Gee, this course is very difficult.