"I suppose you children have often wondered what happens to you when you die? Well, you remember that band 'GWAR'? Yeah? Well my father sends those motherfuckers down to shred the fuck out of your transient spirit. Depending on how quick or agonisingly drawn-out the process is depends on how good or bad you've been in your life. Gigantic lemon-shaped crows devour the rest and shit out rainbows ... nah, I'm just fucking with you. You just rot in the ground after you die."
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
Hanging With Mr. Jesus, Part Two.
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It's that kind of honesty that makes me love our Lord Jesus Christ. :-)
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