Reginald Understands How Babies Are Fashioned.

Oh, I say. This diagram is most unpleasantly informative.

This is how I understand the process to be; I am to slot my 'whatsit' into her gully? Have a 'poke around' once inside and despatch my earthly business therein? Well it's utterly revolting. I can assure you I shall be writing a stern letter of complaint to the government - as people shouldn't be required to carry about this way. I shall request you draw me a hot bath before this ordeal and another for afterwards.