Statham is a fucking legend. I think he should play the part of Hamlet in Kenneth Branagh's remake of Hamlet which he made a few years ago where he had that stunningly brilliant blond hair and awesome moustache. NO WAIT!
"Roight you 'airy cuhnts, if you evah ... and I do mean evah ... fuckin' so much as give me any more of that arsehole, I'll cut your fuckin' face from ear to ear."
I'd love to see him do some Dickens, actually - "You want more, eh? Well your luck's run roight ahht, Olly Twist..."
Either that or a Vietnam film - "Calm daahn? Haa the fuckin' 'ell am I supposed to 'calm daahn' when I jus' saw ol' Jimmy get 'is fuckin' shoulder taken off by that gook shell. Answer me that, sunshine!"
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Statham is a fucking legend. I think he should play the part of Hamlet in Kenneth Branagh's remake of Hamlet which he made a few years ago where he had that stunningly brilliant blond hair and awesome moustache. NO WAIT!
He'd make a better Othello;
"Roight you 'airy cuhnts, if you evah ... and I do mean evah ... fuckin' so much as give me any more of that arsehole, I'll cut your fuckin' face from ear to ear."
God, it was like Statham said that himself. Statham would do Shakespeare proud.
I'd love to see him do some Dickens, actually - "You want more, eh? Well your luck's run roight ahht, Olly Twist..."
Either that or a Vietnam film - "Calm daahn? Haa the fuckin' 'ell am I supposed to 'calm daahn' when I jus' saw ol' Jimmy get 'is fuckin' shoulder taken off by that gook shell. Answer me that, sunshine!"
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