"Woke up to find the maid had died. Guess I have to wash my own skidmarks from now on."
Wednesday 21 May 2008
Noah's Argh.
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3 comments:
Cheryl was told by her Boss that he needed to use the washing machine (which he didn't know how to use) because he did a wet fart and it was all over his pants. Gross! I hate it when people follow through.
phroaw.
Reminds of Geoff Keegan, that fellow, her boss. Yes, I have seen him a million times before. Being a former nearby resident, and frequent visitor to the video game store they had in that centre during the 90's. Japanese import of Super Mario Kart on the SNES for a fiver. Those were the days.
I've never followed through, myself. I have, however, been in the same room as someone who has while drunkened. Not nice. Embarassing for all concerned. I remember the whole ground floor of our high school had to be evacuated for half an hour because this lad Steven shit himself during an English class. So severely he did shit himself, that when his reaction of "Oh my God, I've shit myself, I have to run myself to the nearest bathroom..." saw him run out of class, he actually laid a whopping trail of his fresh shit a third of the building. Poor guy, though. He became somewhat of an outcast thereafter.
This reply has really gone on for far longer than I anticipated.
Ah, shit happens. lol
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