Hello. 'Blessed Support Helpline', Brian Blessed speaking. How may I help?
...oh, I see. That's an easy question. Simply unzip your siamese twin brother's pants and have yourself a good old fondle of his bits while he sleeps.
Thanks for calling.
Monday, 28 July 2008
The Blessed Support Helpline.
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Thanks for the advice Mister Brian Sir. I put glue on his doo-doo and pulled his collywonger back. :-)
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