Gash Of The Fairway.

I'm getting warm. I need to take my sweater off.

Yeah, no problem ... Whoa, what the hell is that? Is that a tattoo of a bunch of flames on your arm? That's really lame, why the hell did you get that? Wait, did you think your golf swing was so amazing that you were, like, 'The Flash of the Fairway' or something!? You're a lousy golfer. I guess you woke up one morning and thought to yourself; "I masterbate with lightning feracity. I need a shitty tattoo to communicate this to the world...".