Whoreonomator.

I built this computer myself around three years ago. It's pretty sophisticated. I call it the 'Whoreonomator'.

What does it do?

Ah-ha! Well, I always say the best way to find something out is to try it for yourself! Take a seat and the dials will scan and determine your personality. Ok, it's now scanning ... yes, the computer is reading your data ... yes ... here we go, the Whoreonomator is telling me that you are indeed, a whore. Oh, no! I was incorrect. The Whoreonomator is specifically saying that you're a gullible whore.