I Dream Of Jeans.

Behold! I am Anon of Gah, Genie of Kabul! You have released me from this imposed spell. For this, I grant you a single wish.

Sweet! Let's see ... uh ... I wish for all of my enemies to be mercilessly crushed.

Ooh, you can't wish for people to die. Murder goes against the principle. Plus, y'know, I'm not a miracle worker.

Yes, you are. That's exactly what you are! Also, aren't you supposed to grant three wishes? You're a shitty Genie.

I don't care for these insults. While I cannot provide murder, I can kick your sorry ass.

You would not survive the attempt, pussy.