Friday 29 January 2010

Smilk



Oh honey, sorry to take you away from your pseudo sexual fantasy but this milk tastes kind of funny. Not in a ha, ha, like a fucking clown way, but in a funny "weird" way.




That's because it's SMILK!!! They take rich creamery milk and mix it with the silt of the earth to create something that tastes utterly... Diabolical.


Smilk eh? Riiiiiiight. So what's the relevance of the Oriental child?


I ain't no child, I part of your breakfast Mister!!!

1 comment:

John said...

God, I swear that sometimes I can hear your voice when reading your posts.

Great job. POTM ... well, last month. Obviously.