Sunday 7 October 2018

Wedding Jitters


And now please raise a glass for Mr and Mrs Peter Wallis.

I'm so happy to be your wife. It's been a wonderful day. More than I could ever have dreamt of. I am such a lucky girl marrying you Peter.

If you think today was a dream love, you wait until tonight. I hope you like saveloy darling because I'm gonna be putting my big sausage right in your grub hole so don't eat too much cuz you've got 7 inches of meat to devour you little blighter.

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