Hello, you've reached the 'Blessed Hypnotherapy Hotline'. Brian Blessed speaking, how can I help?
...oh, I see.
Well, there's no need for you to worry over your finances any longer, because over the course of this call I've utilised mind rays to make you believe you're now a spider! Spiders have no use for money.
Glad I could help. Good-day.
Wednesday 24 September 2008
The Blessed Hypnotherapy Hotline.
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Ooo, I fucking hate bloody spiders. Why is it I'm not afraid of Daddy Long Legs? Which is basically a flying spider but the smallest creepy crawler and it has me running for the hills, screaming like a girl.
Besides, spiders do need money now that they've brought in that casino online doohickey.
Foxy Bingo?
Spiders shouldn't gamble. Uncle Ben was murdered as a consequence of gambling.
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