Friday 5 September 2008

William James Mercer Gets A Helper.



I just want to know, are you going to stand there while I unload this un-godly beefer of a crap ... I mean, I don't have a problem with that. But I'll warn you that there may be a pint or two of severe blood loss gushing down from my overly-stretched ringpiece after I pass this massive dunker. The old bumhole doesn't quite hold it together as it used to.

3 comments:

Kerja_Relon said...

Hmm, tricky one this. I really can't say anything to go with this particular post. Which is unlike me. I must be coming down with something. So here's a movie review instead. :-)

I saw a preview of Pineapple Express today. It's a movie about drugs. It stars that dinkle from all those teen movies and The Green Goblin's son. It's about a gay homosexual who gets some drugs and sees a murder of a chinee man. Then there is a funny humour and guns. Film wasn't too bad for a freebie and it had an important message; Remember, always eat your ganja.

John said...

I'm curious as to how that film has been receiving so many positive reviews.

It looks shit ... mostly because James Franco is in it.

Kerja_Relon said...

The movie is kinda shit. Some funny bits. As I said before, at least we didn't pay for it. Only thing that was wasted was precious moments of my life I can never get back. :-)