Bedroom Games

... And then I put it in my mouth like this you see.

Oh deary me. What a joker you are Phillis. But of course she is using this banana in place of my cock. Yes, last night we had a night of passion. Everything was on the cards, blowjobs, tit fucking, teabagging, sodomy, I was even treated to a rusty tombstone by ole rusty hair here. Sex, I love it. Especially when it's disgusting. Don't you?