William James Mercer's Vegetable Patch.

Where have I been recently? Well, I'm an old man and I needed a rest. Actually, I've been busy. I travelled to France, I've been growing a vegetable patch in my garden, I've been painting, Funny story about the painting - I went...

Hey, Mercer! The vegetables you grew for me are atrocious! These fucking 'courgettes' are nothing more than mummified dog turds painted to look like courgettes!