Bootpaddle.

Hey Gerry - We had such a great game of bootpaddle going before this group of shitheads turned up and started hollerin’, hootin, gamblin’, drinkin’ and gropin’ the female spectators!

I know! Bootpaddle used to be the sport of Kings, but these obnoxious supporters have completely turned it's once noble name to shit. Oh well, at least there is some good pussy in the crowd nowadays...