Mock ... YEAH! ... ing ... YEAH! ... bird ... YEAH!

This is bullshit! How come you get to partner up with your super-smart siamese twin brother, and I have to partner with this stupid mockingbird? Incidentally, I get the only silent mockingbird in the entire history of the damn species! Matter of fact, I have a great idea! Hey, Chan - How about you come and pair up with me for a few games? I'll totally make it worth your while. I'll give you a dozen silver coins for each game we win, and I'll put in a good word with Doctor Russell at the private clinic to see about getting you sawn apart from your stupid, greedy twin brother...