Friday 5 March 2010

Terrence "Howard The Duck"

Ah God, no. A mother's love! Reason that crazy kat Jon Favreau threw me off Iron Man 2 wasn't because of my handbag that you see right here. I know, makes me look gay, but I gots'ta gots'ta, as they say. It wasn't because of the bag, no, it was because ole Don Cheadle having more personality than myself, which is true but c'mon people, he ain't a real brother. He just a white dude with a sun tan. No bro be having the name Donald unless he be a Trump, ya' hear what I'm saying?


Shit, and to think I could have been in Watchmen with that fine ass bitch Malin Akerman. I gots a big dick, just paint it up blue and call me Dr. Manhattan. Ya heard.

1 comment:

John said...

That handbag is full of spunk.