Born Survivor

Hello my little friend. Ahhh, aren't you a cute little chipmunk.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. Who the fuck are you anyway? Aren't you Bear Grylls?

Ah, not really.

Oh, should of known. Because Bear Grylls would know a fucking squirrel when he sees one. He's probably eaten one in the past at any rate. So what's your story?

Um, you're talking...

Actually, I'm not talking at all. It's the side effects of a brain haemorrhage, which is what you are currently having.

Oh, thank God for that.